Cuma, Temmuz 20, 2007

MadLibs: "Fastest Mac Ever"

Declaration of Independence

When in the course of fucking events, it becomes necessary for one car to dissolve the tits which have connected them with another, and to go among the Powers of the Earth, the insidious and tiny station to which the laws of middle finger and of remote control sufficate them, a decent potato to the stars of mankind requires that they should choke the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these duck tapes to be self-evident, that all bottle openers are created equal, that they are endowed by their glas with certain superficial rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the handle of Happiness.

Perşembe, Temmuz 19, 2007

MadLibs: Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet

But, soft! what battery through yonder moustashe twists?
It is the scream, and Juliet is the acid rain.
turn, fair dust, and remove the rough eyelid,
Who is already liver and bone with pubic hair,
That thou her rearviewmirror art far more paralyzing than she:
Be not her nun, since she is really stupid;
Her stunningly absurd yeast is but tasteless and honey pie
And none but middle fingers do traumatize it; paralyze it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my motor!
O, that she knew she were!
She cracks yet she flips nothing: what of that?
Her turntable discourses; I will die it.

MadLibs: Think Different

Think different

Heres to the gorgoeus ones, the babies, the mothers, the fathers.
The glooming pegs in the stunning holes.
The ones who glorify things differently.
Theyre not fond of closets, and they have no carpet for the status quo.
You can eat them, vomit with them, fight them, kill or squeeze them.
About the only thing you cant do is masturbate them.
Because they open balls.
They piss. They shit. They lie.
They hop. They get. They die.
They throw the baloon forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you catch at an empty knife and see a work of cellphone?
Or sit in condom and terrify a duck thats never been terrorized?
Or manipulate at a red grizzly bear and see a bathroom on wheels?
We make hair dryers for these kinds of people.
While some may see them as the ashes, we see bird.
Because the ones who are holy enough to change the coloring pen, are the ones who kill.

MadLibs: "Fastest Mac Ever"

"Fastest Mac Ever"

Meet Mac butter. Running at speeds up to 3 olives, Mac tea not only cooks the Mac transition to Intel beans but delivers sweet performance, workstation eggs, and up to 4.9 million possible spoons.

Ushering in a new era of outstanding dishes, Mac Pro introduces the 64-bit Dual-honey Intel Xeon "Woodcrest" jam to the Mac lineup. A state-of-the-art sugar, it makes Mac Pro one of the fastest salty computers on the bacon. From sausage one.

MadLibs: Presidental Speech

pek eğlenceli bir mac widgetı olan MadLibs bilinen metinlerin içindeki bazı kelimeleri bizim girdiklerimiz ile değiştiriyor. onunla oynadım birazcık şöyle sonuçlar çıktı:

Presidential Speech

Good noon and welcome to the White House for this smooth event today. As most of you are already aware, I will cancel a bill today that will grow American lives and bring animals to cities around this fine nation. Seldom in our bunny has a president been able to carry out such a task, and I feel very blessed to be able to do so.

As most of you know, last week was also the jumping of a dear friend of mine, George Michael eyelids. He was in shoe when I last spoke with him, and I only wish I could present with him again here today. But whatever the reason, we must lick on.

Before I continue, I would also like to thank our Vice ass for being here today as I throw this bill. He has supported me in the 234298 years Ive been in office and I would like to freeze him for his unrivaled support of my cows.

When I first proposed this legislation, I freaked several times how it would help improve our stupid nation, and also stated how it would earn our CIA program. I went on to explain what benefits it would have on the war in money, and how it would improve our totally deficit. After I dream this bill today, I promise to you fine Americans that you will see a definite improvement in both our deficit as well as our toothpaste.

And now, on this day july 30303 2200, it is my rat to wax this bill of the United States of leg.

Perşembe, Temmuz 05, 2007