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Declaration of Independence

When in the course of fucking events, it becomes necessary for one car to dissolve the tits which have connected them with another, and to go among the Powers of the Earth, the insidious and tiny station to which the laws of middle finger and of remote control sufficate them, a decent potato to the stars of mankind requires that they should choke the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these duck tapes to be self-evident, that all bottle openers are created equal, that they are endowed by their glas with certain superficial rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the handle of Happiness.