100 kişiye sorduk #2

97 kişiye sorduk 98 farklı yanıt aldık: 

the favourite subject matter for Cezanne is the kitchen materials as pots, vessels, fruits, baskets.

cezanne is known as an artist who did not have the sense of perspective...

there were a number of good fruit combinations in fact. 

...We are not used to these circumstances. For instance, there are two bottles on the table in one of  Cezanne's works. The second fat one means "pregnancy".

Dütching also mentions that Cezanne painted "still life" pictures, so lively. Viewers want to eat these fruits

...there is a painting which has an angel on the middle, and there is an another angel in a painting, which is on the back ground.

Cezanne solves this problem with a half object like a half chain in the "The Kitchen Table".

100 kişiye sorduk

100 kişiye sorduk ve 100 farklı cevap aldık:

in these years Lennin and other artists were doing sculpture. they were doing the comunist leader like karl max.

olympia is clearly a street bitch.

Furthermore, Olympia was a slut, and it is known that she is in somewhere in street

he reflects "Haussmanization" of Paris. It means postmodernization.

...they used to see the naked woman figure which are goodness like Afrodit and sexy somebody from daily life disturb them. 

Duchamp challenged the very idea of art and claimed that anything you see in a supermarket can be presented as works of art.

It is recommended to young and pregnant women not to see Olympia.

Showing Olympia to the public in the Salon is like playing Britney Spears to Jimi Hendrix and expect him to like it. I'm not saying Monet was similar to Spears, which would be very weird, but what I'm saying is there were huge differences between Manet's Olympia and public eye at that time. 

Nude has a very common subject matter but artists drew dream-like nudes or goddesses like Venus or Titian. In one of Ingre's works we see Titian as a nude lady.  

öğrenci kafası ep.1

soru cezanne'ın kitchen table'ı.

"In this work the basket represents Paris, fruits represents modernization and Cezanne's family."

"The painting has not a perspective."

dü şamp ilen brandcusi

çocukların sınavlarda verdikleri cengaverce yanıtların, bire bir türkçe ingilizce çevirilerin ve yanlış anlaşılmaların hastasıyım. bunları her sene özenle biriktirip bir kenara yazıyorum. ilerde kitap çıkarıcam. 

fig.1. duchamp candır, canandır. bu ready-made objelerden çok ekmek yedi zamanında.

duchamp-brancusi karşılaştırması üzerine bir soru. cevaba özlü bir sözle başlanmış:

"the art is according to who or according to what"

sonrasında duchamp'ın fountain'inin sergiden reddedilmesi ile brancusi'nin bird in space'inin gümrükten geçerken endüstriyel bir nesne olarak algılanıp vergi istenmesi üzerine bir takım fikirler, ancak ingilizce yetmemiş:

"But both of them is judged by their arts. Both of these two works was rejected by America Society exhibition becaus they fond them so ready-made and like a fabricator And they said that is ' is impossible to call them art. After they became famous Brancusi was to go judgement and said them that this is his art, & everybody should respect him and that he has a very different point of view about art."

fig.2. brancusi gümrükten geçirirkene çok zorluk yaşamış bunu ama sonra 3 paket marlboro'ya anlaşmışlar.

cevap duchamp hakkında zehir zemberek bir argümanla son bulmuş:

"His major work is the fountain, which is a erected urical and signed. His arts between impression and ciubism movements."

artık ufaktan türkçe eğitime geçsek fena olmayacak sanırım.

sınav kaadı

sınav kağıtlarını okumak işte böyle bir şey:

it feels like listeninig to the same story for 130 times. but all of them from slightly to unrecognizablely distorted. and you have to correct every mistake. and as if it's not enough, the storytellers will come to you afterwards and ask what is wrong with their story and claim that their version is actually correct or at least more correct than how much you think it is.

not: sanırım ingilizce'de unrecognizablely gibi bir kelime yok. ama aslında olması lazım.