MadLibs: "Fastest Mac Ever"

Declaration of Independence

When in the course of fucking events, it becomes necessary for one car to dissolve the tits which have connected them with another, and to go among the Powers of the Earth, the insidious and tiny station to which the laws of middle finger and of remote control sufficate them, a decent potato to the stars of mankind requires that they should choke the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these duck tapes to be self-evident, that all bottle openers are created equal, that they are endowed by their glas with certain superficial rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the handle of Happiness.

MadLibs: Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet

But, soft! what battery through yonder moustashe twists?
It is the scream, and Juliet is the acid rain.
turn, fair dust, and remove the rough eyelid,
Who is already liver and bone with pubic hair,
That thou her rearviewmirror art far more paralyzing than she:
Be not her nun, since she is really stupid;
Her stunningly absurd yeast is but tasteless and honey pie
And none but middle fingers do traumatize it; paralyze it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my motor!
O, that she knew she were!
She cracks yet she flips nothing: what of that?
Her turntable discourses; I will die it.

MadLibs: Think Different

Think different

Heres to the gorgoeus ones, the babies, the mothers, the fathers.
The glooming pegs in the stunning holes.
The ones who glorify things differently.
Theyre not fond of closets, and they have no carpet for the status quo.
You can eat them, vomit with them, fight them, kill or squeeze them.
About the only thing you cant do is masturbate them.
Because they open balls.
They piss. They shit. They lie.
They hop. They get. They die.
They throw the baloon forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you catch at an empty knife and see a work of cellphone?
Or sit in condom and terrify a duck thats never been terrorized?
Or manipulate at a red grizzly bear and see a bathroom on wheels?
We make hair dryers for these kinds of people.
While some may see them as the ashes, we see bird.
Because the ones who are holy enough to change the coloring pen, are the ones who kill.

MadLibs: "Fastest Mac Ever"

"Fastest Mac Ever"

Meet Mac butter. Running at speeds up to 3 olives, Mac tea not only cooks the Mac transition to Intel beans but delivers sweet performance, workstation eggs, and up to 4.9 million possible spoons.

Ushering in a new era of outstanding dishes, Mac Pro introduces the 64-bit Dual-honey Intel Xeon "Woodcrest" jam to the Mac lineup. A state-of-the-art sugar, it makes Mac Pro one of the fastest salty computers on the bacon. From sausage one.

MadLibs: Presidental Speech

pek eğlenceli bir mac widgetı olan MadLibs bilinen metinlerin içindeki bazı kelimeleri bizim girdiklerimiz ile değiştiriyor. onunla oynadım birazcık şöyle sonuçlar çıktı:

Presidential Speech

Good noon and welcome to the White House for this smooth event today. As most of you are already aware, I will cancel a bill today that will grow American lives and bring animals to cities around this fine nation. Seldom in our bunny has a president been able to carry out such a task, and I feel very blessed to be able to do so.

As most of you know, last week was also the jumping of a dear friend of mine, George Michael eyelids. He was in shoe when I last spoke with him, and I only wish I could present with him again here today. But whatever the reason, we must lick on.

Before I continue, I would also like to thank our Vice ass for being here today as I throw this bill. He has supported me in the 234298 years Ive been in office and I would like to freeze him for his unrivaled support of my cows.

When I first proposed this legislation, I freaked several times how it would help improve our stupid nation, and also stated how it would earn our CIA program. I went on to explain what benefits it would have on the war in money, and how it would improve our totally deficit. After I dream this bill today, I promise to you fine Americans that you will see a definite improvement in both our deficit as well as our toothpaste.

And now, on this day july 30303 2200, it is my rat to wax this bill of the United States of leg.

x-screen

meyn sitrim

			Artist	Mainstreamness	Listeners	Weight
	1.		Kaizers Orchestra	3.31 %	23,320	100 %
	2.		Gomez	11.17 %	78,737	90 %
	3.		RJD2	18.68 %	131,597	69 %
	4.		The Beatles	101.48 %	715,009	66 %
	5.		Beck	76.16 %	536,614	60 %
	6.		Replikas	0.58 %	4,069	60 %
	7.		Eels	37.34 %	263,118	59 %
	8.		Badly Drawn Boy	25.10 %	176,891	54 %
	9.		Calexico	14.92 %	105,094	53 %
	10.		Rufus Wainwright	26.26 %	185,050	46 %
	11.		Elliott Smith	48.46 %	341,426	46 %
	12.		Camille	5.72 %	40,289	43 %
	13.		Andrew Bird	14.45 %	101,792	42 %
	14.		Dave Matthews Band	31.18 %	219,671	39 %
	15.		Adrian Belew	0.94 %	6,657	39 %

27.53 % mainstream

laz efem'de dolaşırkene buldum bunu en favori 15 artist'e göre bir mainstreamness yüzdesi hesaplıyor -siz de istiyorsanız başlığa tıklayın.
beatles, beck ve elliott smith'den baya kaybetmişim. aslında bunlar benim favori artistlerim değil ya.
kaizers evet, gomez eh, rjd2 nicedir dinlemiyorum, beatles önemli günler ve haftalarda, beck evet, replikas da öyle, eels baya azalttım, badly drawn boy sıkılıyorum artık, calexico ihmal ettim aslında seviyorum, rufus bazen ruhumu sömürüyor, elliott seviyorum periyodik olarak da dinlerim aslında, camille'e sadece baya kafayı takmıştım bir ara, güzel tabi ama 12. sırada olacak kadar da değil. andrew'ı hakkaten seviyorum ama ondan geçen gün yüksek dozda aldım, biraz soğumam lazım, dave canım benim iyice amerikanlaştı ama hala kalbimde yeri başkadır. andrew belew de yine zamanında kafayı taktıklarımdan biri.
aslında bunların çoğu geçen yaz çıldırıp aralıksız 156 saat müzik dinlediğim zamanlara dayanıyor. sıfırlasam mı profili diye düşünmüyor değilim ama kıyamam.

nasıl da zeki bir insansın?

zaman zaman tickle'da abidik gubidik testler yaparak kendime ne kadar da muhteşem bir insan olduğumu kanıtlıyorum. sonra da buradan herkes görsün diye ilan ediyorum.
peki bugün hangi testi yaptım? 'multiple intelligence test'
peki sonuç ne çıktı? aha da bu:

Avsar, you're smartest when it comes to social intelligence - Yani diyor ki Avşar, sosyal entelijansa geldi mi senden enteli yok.

You've got people smarts! Social intelligence refers to the ability to read other people and react appropriately. As a result, you probably have a pretty keen sense of others' motivations most of the time. It's likely that you can also spot the difference between what people say and what they really mean.

Yani diyor ki, insan sarrafısın sen. insanların ciğerini biliyosun. testte sana sorduğumuz 'resimdeki insan ne hissediyor' sorularının hepsine doğru cevap verdin. insanları bir tanıyorsun bir anlıyorsun ki sorma. sormuyorsun zaten. altmetnini okuyorsun cümlelerin. aslansın kaplansın.

This understanding of behavior and human nature can help you go far. After all, it's been said that it's not what you know, but who you know that counts. And you have a way with people. Your social intelligence may manifest as having the gift for gab, being a top-notch networker, or an excellent listener and friend. However you put this intelligence to work, you're sure to be admired for an abundance of social know-how.

sen bu özelliklerle var ya, yürür gidersin. şeytan tüyü var bi de sende. bu sosyal entelijansla sırtın yere gelmez senin. artık bırak en güzel hediyeleri almayı, milletin dertlerini dinlemeyi de bunu paraya çevir koçum.

daha çok şey diyor, tickle'dan bedava rapor kazandığım için ama bu kadar yeter.

çeyrek asır

seneler nasıl da geçmiş, 25. sene de doluyor bir iki haftaya. iki bu kadar daha yaşasam, ölsem de gam yemem sonra. eski temalı doğumgünü partilerimizi hatırladım. seneler sonra tekrardan öyle birşey yapayım dedim. bir nevi 'bad taste' parti.

mekan ağa camii'nin sokağındaki lost. bilmeyenler için cami'nin yanından içeri giriyorsunuz solda içinde joker ve seksek'in olduğu hana girip en en üst kata çıkıyorsunuz.

resme tıklayıp detayları alabilir, şuradan da yeni yaz kreasyonunun devamını görebilirsiniz.

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